MY WIFE: THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WONT SWALLOW CUM

"You've never swallowed?"

Ladies, we're here today to ensure 1 thing and one thing only, that you're not "that girl" who has the silly irrational fear of cum. The girl who ruins a good blowjob by killing his orgasm, the girl who gets cum on her and immediately flees to the restroom, the girl men complain to their friends about, the girl who wont swallow.

Three pairs of the most incredulous eyes I've ever seen bored into me. They bored into my soul. In almost 27 years on this planet, I had not once ingested the semen of a/my man. I'm an oversharer and the type of person who has sexual proclivities that most people would consider perverted. And yet, I'd never thrown one down the hatch. "I dunno, I'm just a spitter."

"This," he said, lifting the glass to his lips, "is what you look like when you're looking for some place to spit." He sipped the water, tilted his head back at a 45-degree angle, and jutted his bottom jaw out while simultaneously screwing up his forehead in feigned disgust. It did not look good.

He swallowed the water, looked at me sternly, and said, "Now picture that on a naked girl who's running for the bathroom." Everyone was silent for a moment before Anna shrieked, "That, my friends, is why I've never spit!" and we all broke into paroxysms of wild laughter.

I've never hated the idea of swallowing semen. And I would be lying if I said part of me wasn't being a bit of a double standard brat about it since my man always did so on me. That's not to say I have anything against cum. I now think it's amazing and even delicious. On my belly, on my butt, in my vag, cum is nudity's best accessory. Nor do I have anything against swallowing. It's priceless. If you want to swallow or enjoy swallowing then I wish you many glasses of jizz to sip upon until the end of your days.

But after my friends humiliating imitation of Spitter Girl, I quietly resolved to swallow next time I gave a blowjob. I needed to up my fellatio game, right? And if I could overcome my fear of heights by parachuting off a mountain in Switzerland, what was a tiny little gulp of jizz by comparison?

Mere days later, I found myself wedged between my mans legs doing some fairly dexterous suck-and-rotate. All I could think about was the swallow. I knew it was coming. I could tell from the way he was clenching his butt cheeks that he was close, and my mind was racing. Would my gag reflex kick in when the thick paste hit the back of my throat? Should I kiss him afterwards? Was this good for my skin or something?

"Fuck!" he yelled. Warm liquid oozed into my mouth. It was the first time I'd let him cum while my lips were still wrapped around his dick. Go time. It… Was… Heaven.. For him and me! Feeling him twitch, hearing him moan in sweet agony, feeling his warmth in my mouth with a hint of orange zest, it happened.

I rose up to my knees and flicked my head back. In one fluid motion I gulped his outcome as though it was a tequila shot. And... it was fine. It tasted like... nothing. I felt... normal. That thing that I’d feared for decades? Easy as pie. And I'm not a whore because I do (well sort of haha)

 

In previous posts we’ve discussed the benefits of swallowing cum, after all its nutrients are the healthiest substances known to mankind. One UCLA student even increased her IQ by nearly 50 points up to 220 within a year of drinking fresh cum daily for nutrition. It’s no wonder most women choose to swallow vs. spit.

What a Woman is Looking For When You Cum

As a woman if I’m going to give you the ultimate orgasm you’d better give me the ultimate verbal and physical expression!! Why do men love going down on women? The noises? The thriving around? The ultimate pleasure? It’s all of it! Think we’re gonna go down on you the same unless we know you’re really into it? Don’t bet your lie on it! If you want it, and love it, you’d damned well better show it my gentlemen friends.

If you can live up to a womans expectations when we give you oral sex and swallow, you can guarantee she’ll be hooked and addicted to giving you that experience again and again. Seeing and feeling large volumes of cum is generally a huge turn on to women, seeing it shoot out, hearing you moan and groan, feeling you harden in our mouth as you drip out every last drop as you speak gibberish. For a woman, the sight of cum dripping from our lips and chin is a sign of power, dominance even, it allows us to physically see proof at just how drop dead sexy he thinks we are and provides physical evidence of his pleasure.

THE “QUALITY WIFE” CUM CATEGORIES

There are 4 categories of wives when it comes to their attitude with cum, and nothing but the fourth is enough to keep his heart locked with her.

1: The catholic nun (the ewe girl). This girl fears and avoids cum at all costs, she avoids it like burning warm acid, if touched with it she asks for a napkin or runs for the bathroom within seconds.

2: The Duty girl. She lets him cum on her belly, breasts, or behind from time to time, but nothing else, she immediately cleans it off, she does so out of fear of him being disappointed, not out of love. 

3: The I love him so I'll do it from time to time girl: she'll take the initiative from time to time to take a facial or two, or maybe even swallow once in the relationship, but that's about it. she loves him but is too selfish and insecure to do her wifely duty and keep his heart locked on her.

4: The Goddess Wife, the woman who is sexually mature, is void of selfishness, and seeks to love him as much as he does her. She willingly swallows weekly, she loves his orgasm, she begs for it, she moans when she tastes it, she locks her husband heart and mind with her. She is the woman of his dreams. 

THE CATEGORY 4 WIFE:

These girls exist, but if she doesn't embrace your cum she isn't fully in love with you.

When a woman is into you, she wants to fulfill your fantasies. She dreams about a fulfilling relationship in which you both fulfill each other’s fantasies and she is willing to take the first step. This is the girl who puts on a show for him, the "cum in my mouth" girl who teases him with the tongue, begs him to give it to her, and makes it obvious that she’s madly In love with him and his orgasm.

Stay In Control- Swallowing your man’s load is relatively easy. All you need to do is just allow him to ejaculate in your mouth. Then when he is finished orgasming, just swallow it. The mistake most women make is they make it too hard on themselves, they overthink it, fear it, and the psyche themselves out of what is a great opportunity to solidify yourself as a bomb ass wife. You should be the one to stroke his cock the very first time to control how much and how fast it comes out.

Ease yourself into it-The next tip I want to give you to help you learn how to swallow cum with ease is to start by only swallowing a small amount. So the next time you give your man a blowjob or handjob, wait until he finishes. Next take just a small bit of cum and put it on your chin, maybe your lips too, that way your in control, take a small lick/taste it. See was that so hard? Next time maybe give yourself a mini facial, lick a little bit of cum of the tip of his cock. SEE! your doing it :) this is easy right? Moving forward next time maybe consider licking it off your breasts, hands, fingers, etc. Eventually you'll be comfortable enough with the taste and texture that you can stroke him to orgasm on your outstretched tongue fully, or orgasm in your mouth during a blowjob. If the amount is too much let it drip out this time, eventually you'll get comfortable enough to let it just sit there in your mouth, take some time, play with it inside, show it off to him to see how proud he is, and if your ready take the big gulp, and watch his eyes light up with pride and horniness for the sex goddess that has become his wife. ITS THAT EASY. ITS ONLY HARD IF WE MAKE IT HARD...

Play Around With It – After he ejaculates in your mouth, instead of immediately swallowing it, keep it in your mouth. You can then open your mouth to show him his load before swallowing it. Or you can swirl it around your mouth, so it looks like you are savoring the taste before gulping it down.

Leak it out- Men love the visual of cum overflowing form their wifes mouth, the visual of cum spilling out drives Brett wild ;)

I Love It! – If you aren’t too keen to play with his cum before swallowing it, but you do want to make eating his cum hotter than usual, then just make some satisfying sounds after swallowing it. Gently humming, “Mmmmmmmmmmm” or “Yummmmmm” after swallowing it is an excellent way to make it more erotic for both of you. You can even go a little further by telling him how it tasted, “I love swallowing your cum” or “I adore feeling your cum trickle down my throat” or “Swallowing your cum makes me so wet.” You can learn more sexy and hot phrases. Put on a show and love his orgasm.

Lick It Up – Letting him finish in your mouth during fellatio is not the only way that you can swallow his cum. If he finishes somewhere on himself, you can still swallow it! It’s a simple case of licking it up after he cums, which can look crazy intense and hot for your man.

Facial Swallow – This last cum swallowing technique is going to be a bit out there for most. Allow your husband to finish by giving you a facial. Holding his dick while he does it will help you to direct where he cums on your face and prevent him from hitting you in the eye. After he blows his load over your face, use your fingers to scoop up all his cum from your face and then drop it into your mouth. Once you have all his cum in your mouth, swallow it and let out a satisfied sigh.

Show it Off- The biggest turn on for a man is when his girl not only takes it in her mouth, but she does so with, pride, confidence, and makes it a sexy show. stick out your tongue and show it to him, then take the gulp, stick out the tongue, and show off that clean tongue with a smile and he's sure to blow his load all over again.

THE TONGUE- The tongue is the most important factor when it comes to cum. When a woman sticks out her tongue she is essentially saying "I want to taste you, swallow you, and play with you", it is the ultimate for of foreplay. I do it on dates, in the car, basically anytime I want him to screw me. even when we're having sex missionary style and he pulls out to cum I stick it out because of its powerful indicator that I love him and want him. DO IT, DO IT OFTEN... TRUST ME ;)

The Tease- I almost always take a cum selfie when I get to the restroom, to save and send it to him later during our sexting exchanges, ever man loves to sext, what better way than to remind him just how lucky he is to have you? and possibly what you might want him to do with you later...

ORAL CREAMPIE: "The Clean and quick method", this way the cum never touches your lips or pretty face, its straight to the mouth, and quite honestly one of the most intense orgasms a man can ever have!



HOW TO LEARN HOW TO SWALLOW: PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE

When it comes to swallowing I always tell others to start slow, maybe lick it off your finger the first time, just a dot of it, work up to more and more, really its more mental than anything. Lets do a bit of practice: take a look at each of these pictures for 10 seconds, imagine yourself in each situation doing the act.

You drop your mans pants to find him hard as a rock, you feel him growing harder, ready to blow, what do you do? instead of moving away, you get further, and lick the underside of his cock to help him get closer.

After licking you notice a drop of pre-cum appear from the head, instead of wiping it off you decide to lick the tip and take it in your mouth. How does it feel? just like saliva right? NO TASTE AT ALL :)

Suddenly he starts to orgasm, you see a single droplet of cum start to drip from the tip of his penis. What do you do? Cower in the corner in fear? NO! you start stroking him to speed him up.

Suddenly it begins to flow, you decide to stick out your tongue and lick from the bottom of his shaft up to the tip, to clean the cum of his cock and into your mouth for the first time. You hardly notice any taste other than a small sweet sensation, the texture is like saliva, you actually enjoy it.

His orgasm is finished and his cum rests all over the head and shaft. Courageously you decide to clean it off by giving him an after orgasm BJ to suck him clean. The small amounts of cum don't phase you one bit.

After hours of teasing him he finally is ready to cum hard... you see his cock start to throb and harden, and like any good wife you drop to your knees, slide your head under his cock, and stick out your tongue to take his load on it. this is the most cum you've tasted at once, you can tell its sweeter, he starts to moan as he see's his wife looking insanely sexy with cum on her lips and in her mouth, you smile lovingly up at him saying mmm, as you swallow it all down And that my friends is all there is to it... All you need to do is visualize it beforehand, and you're good to go.

WAS IT ALL THAT HARD? IS SWALLOWING MANDATORY THEN?

NO! Of course not! But then again... If you want to keep him... If you want him to know that you actually love him... then... you know... Swallow... She wants to make sure that you choose her and that you keep her. It is a sign that she not only wants to make you happy, but also that she is totally turned on by you. And without even knowing it she improves her health.

Every woman knows that coming inside a woman’s mouth is one of the biggest fantasies of nearly every man, not for the porn aspect, but the connection. If she is really into you she wants to keep you she'll put in the effort to make your orgasm complete and be the wife he needs. All it takes is practice, build up to it slowly! One time let him cum on your chest, get used to the feel, the look, maybe even secretly in the restroom lick a tiny drop just to ease your mind. Next time maybe let him cum on your chin, or even lick a drop or two after the orgasm over. The point is don’t let it freak us out, build up to it slowly, it’s amazing how easy it is once you actually commit to it. In fact, you’ll likely insist on him Cumming there from now on ;)

The point is as his wife you have no business not swallowing, it’s just not acceptable as a lover and a spouse. Get excited about it, take pride in it, always put on your best show and he’s sure to blow his mind every time.

The recipe below incorporates several popular ingredients that enhance cum. It also contains some supplements used to increase the flavor of cum. This drink has the ability to make your Jizz taste better, and it is also a balanced diet.

For those who wonder what the experience is like, the taste and the feeling, imagine this: you’re sitting on a park bench and decide to spit (like a boy does), inside your mouth you pool together a few drips of saliva. Try it. THAT’S IT. It’s just a couple drops of liquid! How does it taste? Now imagine that tiny drips of liquid in your mouth had just a hint of salt, a hint of fruit, and more often than not, no taste at all! You’re literally doing nothing (and all the meanwhile fulfilling the most important connection need he has). You’re also bringing in some of the healthiest nutrients known to man, capable of curing stress, depression, and healing.

SO HOW DO I APPROACH SWALLOWING HIS ORGASM?

For a woman there’s 2 trains of thought here:

• First you could chose to be submissive, romantic, and like a helpless princess using high pitched whimpers and moans let him do his thing, maybe even hold your head, or be the one to stroke himself into your mouth.

Or, second you could chose to be the dominant bad girl, kinky, slutty, in control, vocal, confident. Generally speaking your guy will love this, but check with him to be sure.

RANKING THE TOP 30 Seductive Things To Say While Sucking His Cock To Make Him

1. Cum in my mouth!
2. Yesssss! Cum for me, baby!!! Cum for me!!!
3. I’m your cock hungry slut.
4. Treat me like your dirty little whore.
5. Tell me I’m your favorite dirty girl (or slutty wife).
6. After you cum into my mouth, I’m going to make you cum into my pussy.
7. Your dick feels even bigger when it’s inside my mouth.
8. You're cock is so huge, I can barely fit it in my tiny mouth
9. I can’t believe I get to suck such a hot guy’s dick.
10. I want to feel your dick pulse between my lips.
11. I want you to cum all over my face.
12. Shove it down my throat. I can handle it.
13. Keep moaning. It’s making me even hornier.
14. I’m so lucky I get to suck this cock for the rest of my life.
15.  I want your cum dripping down the side of your shaft so I can lick it all up.
16. I was thinking about your cock all day long.
17. My pussy needs you.
18. Let’s do it like a couple of porn stars tonight.
19. Tell me when you’re about to explode so I can drink up every last drop of your cum.
20. I love those sexy little moans you’ve been making.
21. I’ve never gotten this wet from sucking a guy off before.
22. Do you like the way my lips feel against your shaft?
23. After you cum, I’m going to wrap my legs around your head until you make me cum.
24. I fucking love you, and I love fucking you.
25. I’m going to masturbate to the thought of this later.
26. Jerk off for me a little. I want to see you touch yourself…
27. Grab my hair. I want to feel your hands on me./Reach down and grab my tits.
28. I want to hear you say my name.
29. I want your cock in my mouth while your tongue’s on my pussy.
30. My pussy wants you all night long.

Of course these are in no way the same for each man, but generally speaking uttering one of these sentences is sure to turn a decent blowjob into a mind-blowingly great BJ. Of course other skills are needed, but I think we've covered all the bases here.

Says one of my bff's: "Swallow. It's another type of penetration if you think about it, so to me, it kind of builds intimacy and connection. It's like saying I trust you or like you enough to do this." - Camille, 27

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