What Girls Who “Don’t Give Blow Jobs” Don’t Understand About Blow Jobs

The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Oral Sex There is a troubling trend permeating its way through the bowels of our great society like a warm, humid, lingering beer fart. That’s right, I’m talking about this new trend of girls who “don’t give blowjobs.” They wear it as a point of pride, as if to say that they are too good to polish a guy’s bowling trophy, yet they still expect men to tongue punch their lunch box. They hide behind the guise of female empowerment and being the “HBIC,” when in truth the real power lies in a girl who understands the sheer power of a quality blowjob. Oral skills are powerful assets that shouldn’t be taken for granted. The “ew, penises are yucky” crowd has it all wrong, and they will ultimately suffer the consequences for their blasphemy. In a long term relationship one of the most effective ways for a girl to get the upper hand is high quality fellatio skills, while on the other side of the coin the quickest way for a girl to disqualify ...