PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WITH ME, AND FUCK ME INSTEAD
When it comes to sex most women would agree that slow, sensual, romantic sex is preferred above the fast and heavy style, but more and more I speak with and hear about women (and men) who are getting bored with their sex lives, that either he or she moves at too slow of a pace, that they get bored during sex, and that its just not as exciting as it used to be.
Over the past two decades the education of the "slow and gentle" approach to sex has been engrained in our brains, men and women both move like snails in both the foreplay and actual intercourse, which has led to more and more couples becoming sexually bored and frustrated with their partners. The rate of infidelity is through the roof because of this.
So here's the deal...
When it comes to sex its gotta be unique at least once a month, it has to be fast, rough, and thrilling. It has to leave us both covered in sweat, it has to be loud, dangerous, and exhausting in every way.
Men, please, please just fuck us already. Honestly, we appreciate your thoughtfulness. we like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dear lord, FUCK ME ALREADY. We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a low cut shirt and you’ve been staring at my breasts all night.
Good almighty, get to it and fuck my brains out for once.
When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still – I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist.
We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That’s nice, but it’s time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should.
Don’t gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what we want. It’s not what WE want. OK, I know it’s scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don’t think of this as complaining, fucking is a primal need for ALL WOMEN.
SECONDLY, TO THE WOMEN:
What have you done to your man? you've engrained in his brain that he cant move fast, that he cant get rough, that you're a gentle little flower that is brittle and needs it soft and slow. STOP IT!!!!
When a woman gets fucked, not just having sex, but gets fucked, it forever changes her life, it creates a wild vixen that cant get sex off her mind, it gives the most intense orgasms we could ever achieve, it literally blows our minds away, and most importantly it makes us addicted to you! A woman who hates sucking cock, once fucked properly will become a oral enthusiast, she'll willingly beg you to cum wherever you want, she'll be down for whatever, whenever, just to experience the rush that comes from great fast paced, hard sex.
Here's the deal though, fast sex hurts if your body isn't ready for it... which is why so many women shy away from sex like this. BUT HERE'S THE DEAL, it only hurts because you don't masturbate with a dildo like you should, your vagina isn't used to having a dick inside it, you literally don't know how to please yourself with a cock inside you, so how the heck is he supposed to know how to please you? GIRLS, use that dildo weekly! You cant get fucked properly and have mind blowing sex without it.
Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
Taking charge is not bad
Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like “I’m sorry – you just look so delicious. I’ll go slower.” Otherwise, skillfully move forward.
If you start kissing a woman, and she responds well, and before long, you’re both on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll onto your back and start awkwardly stroking the top of her head. Seriously, grow a damn pair. YOU’RE a man. Act like one.
OMG, please learn to respect the clit
It’s different for every woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you’re trying to tickle her. Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva like you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some house that you need to get inside of. Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the outside of her pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger and start jabbing at things. That being said, when you learn how to work your magical fingers use them and use them often. Finger fucking can be a great way to warm us up during or after oral, wink, wink.
And if you really don’t know what to do, ask her. Just ask. “How do you like it?”.
It’s a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she’s being all coy, ask “Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?” The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.
Most women like to be fucked, and fucked well
Yes, there are women out there who want to “make love” every time – sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. Those women are not the majority. The majority like to be pounded. The majority like to have their hair pulled. The majority like a good, solid jackhammering. When a woman is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to pull back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there. It’s because she wants you to hold down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder.
Don’t be too afraid of what this means as far as gender equality goes – I am a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated like you are planning on fucking my throat from the inside out.
Confusing? Yes, I know. Us women are confusing.
A little roughness is nice.
Do not pretend that you had no idea that some women like their hair pulled. Do not act shocked if she wants you to spank her (“Really? Spanking? Won’t it hurt?” – yes, it does. That’s the point). We know you’ve read Stuff and Maxim, and that’s all those laddie mags talk about in their “How to Please Her” sections. Start with light, full handed smacks to the area of her ass that she sits on.
Judge her response and continue on from there.
You don’t have to bend her over one knee and tell her she’s a naughty girl and that Daddy’s going to punish her. Women are less delicate than you think, so don’t worry about breaking her hip. If you’re not strong enough to leave a mark, do something about it. Get to the gym and lift skinny boy.
It’s OK for you to make noise.
Otherwise, we feel like we are silent a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise.
If you’re banging a woman, and she’s crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can’t even manage a grunt, she’s going to feel like an idiot. You don’t have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes “Ah!”, half grunt, half yell?
That’s HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you’re in missionary position. You don’t have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she’s going to get worried.
Most women like dirty talk, in addition to the grunting.
If you’d like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, “I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot.”
Is she still moaning in response? “Your tits are so beautiful.” Does that work? If she doesn’t respond well to the term “tits”, you might have to stop there.
If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:
“Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight.”
“You’re so wet – are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?”
“I think I’m going to come inside you. I’m going to fill up your little cunt.” (It doesn’t matter that you’re wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.)
If all of those work, you can then progress to things like “sexy little slut” and “dirty whore”. Tread carefully, but please, tread. Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
You’re not obligated to eat a woman out.
In return, she’s obligated to suck your dick. Don’t skip one and expect the other.
If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is.
The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush – you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.
We really like it when you come.
It’s called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to swallow (though she'd better do it sooner rather than later if she hopes to keep you). She might, but don’t assume. Seeing and/or feeling you cum is rewarding for us, so there’s no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing.
“I think I’m going to cum – how do you like it?” is a fair question that shouldn’t rob you of your testicles.
In recent memory, I’ve been fucked by a very aggressive, manly guy, and I’ve been… well, fucked is the wrong term here. I’ve been penetrated by a total and utter wuss.
Who am I going to run back to when I’m ready for my fill? Manly McHardon, that’s who.Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person.
Well, how do you “take” her?
THE ULTIMATE POINT OF THIS ARTICLE:
Stop having crappy slow sex all the time. There's a difference between having sex and fucking, women need to be fucked, it has to be a 50/50 balance. heck, men need to fuck, if they don't they get antsy and look elsewhere for better sex. Stop having so much sex, and start fucking, there's a huge difference...MEN- You need you to:
Talk dirty:
Nothing gets a woman hornier than hearing seductive and kinky things whispered in our ear.Make noise (be expressive, not just silent):
When a man makes noise it opens us up and allows us to be more vocal and sexually expressive ourselves.Pull her hair:
As a woman we want to feel like your in charge, we want to know your our strong stud who owns every inch of our body.
Pin her hands behind her head:
The feeling of helplessness and restriction makes most women immediately horny, locking our minds in the moment with you.Slap her ass:
The mini sting of spanking is something all women need to feel to let their inner bad girls out, spanking is like the bad girl button, when hit it sparks our kinky and freaky side.
Pick her up:
Nothing says big strong man like being swept off our feet (literally).
Bend her over
When a woman is bent over we are in our favorite position, most women crave doggystyle sex because of the clit tapping when the balls smack the clit, and his hands are free to assist on our breasts, ass, or clit.
Throw her on the bed:
Being pushed around gets women wet pretty fast, never underestimate the importance of putting her in whatever spot or position you want.
Give us a show occasionally:
As woman we so often give you a peep show, tease us, show off some skin, get our minds racing.
Manhandle us occasionally
Perhaps the single most important part of fucking a woman, he has to be aggressive, animalistic at times, rough, we want to feel used and desired.
Face Fuck us:
Most women absolutely love sucking dick, when passionate sex occurs there's nothing like feeling used for his pleasure for a few moments.
Women- Don't think you're free to just lay back... You need to at times:
Ride his face:
If you haven't noticed by now, men love it when she forces him to give you oral sex.
Passionately suck his dick:
When it comes to passionate, rough, or fast paced sex, the number one thing a man needs from you is a passionate quick blowjob, 3-4 minutes of worshiping him, moaning, licking, stroking, making him obsessed by your oral skills.
Tease him and flirt with him:
Sexual body language, smiling, and seduction turns him on relentlessly.
Bounce on his cock:
Women make the mistake of riding his cock, rather than fucking his cock. If you cant bounce on his cock chances are he's got someone else in mind who may do it for him.
Anchor tell him to anchor you:
Ever have a g-spot or deep orgasm? try anchoring, it'll make you shake and moan like a whore.
Try new positions:
New positions are a great way to enjoy sex more, simple huh.
Back into him during doggystyle:
Need I say more? sex is give and take.
Beg and moan:
Vocal sex is the number 2 way to help yourself and your man enjoy sex more, the more vocal you are, the more vocal he will be.
Swallow:
If you don't swallow you've essentially just wasted the last hour of sex, it was 58 great minutes finishing with 2 minutes of disappointment.
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